Is this 2002 or what?

18 months before you can see a derm.......


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Even weeks is too long...... Are there only one or two derms in the UK???
You GP sounds a lot more like comedian than a doctor.....(or is he the kind of "car mechanic who wants to cash in on you for 18 months before sending you to "real" garage"....)
If this is the case, look at the bright side:
Your skin can't possibly be in such a bad state as the Health Service....
Actually it's a scandal to let people wait for so long as it undermines their confidence, self esteem etc, which leads to stress, depression,.... which in turn are bad for the p.
So here's my tip to get to the derm QUICKLY:
Go into a fancy retaurant (best when completely full of people)
Order a huge 3 course meal with everything you shouldn't really eat. (forget about p for one night)
Enjoy the "Entrée" and the main course at ease.......
Then somewhere between the main course and desert, drop to floor and start scratching while going bezerk.....
Don't stop until the ambulance has come to pick you up.
Once in hospital, when you see the doctor, you say you got this terrible itch while eating at this fancy restaurant, and you wonder if it had anything to do with the food or with the p.
My guess is that you'll be sitting at the specialists next morning........
A couple of hints:
- make sure it's a really really fancy restaurant, because than the owner might want a document from a specialist proving it wasn't his cuisine but the p!!!! (you can even make him pay for your treatment for life by saying "What document...

")
-you can also drop to the floor between the entrée and the main course, but since you're not going to pay for the meal anyway (they're going to drive you away in the ambulance, remember), I suggest you stay there and enjoy it for as long as possible.
This might not be suitable for everybody, but if anybody tries it, I sure would like to hear what happened......
Good luck
PedroER
